The Big Idea: Mike Allen

Apr. 23rd, 2025 03:25 pm
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Music. magic. and undead creatures; The Black Fire Concerto has really got it all. Read on to see how metal music paved the way for author Mike Allen’s newest novel.

MIKE ALLEN:

Whatever could have possessed me to write The Black Fire Concerto, a post-apocalyptic secondary world body horror novel in which a pair of heroines who cast spells through their music face off against hordes of undead monstrosities?

My heroines, warrior-sorceress Olyssa and her teenage apprentice Erzelle, draw inspiration from the likes of Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, Elric and Moonglum, Roland the Gunslinger and his sidekicks, and more. They are musicians traveling through a world overrun with ghouls. 

Many scenes from the book, if a painter chose to illustrate them, could serve as death metal album covers. (Hint, hint, to any horror-loving artists out there.)

I’m not a musician, but music with a dash of darkness has been central to my life since my middle school explorations of my parents’ collection of symphonies by classical composers. Much of it did little for me — I tend to find soft, gentle music boring and irritating rather than relaxing. But some conveyed power, momentum, menace, like Grieg’s “In the Hall of the Mountain King” from the “Peer Gynt” suite. I especially fell head over heels for Stravinsky’s “The Rite of Spring” — I loved its energy and its rebellious atonality (the very qualities that caused the audience to riot at its 1913 premiere.)

At my mother’s insistence I sang in church choirs until I grew old enough to be allowed to say no. At about the same time I stopped going to choir practice I discovered that —somewhat to my parents’ dismay — the qualities of classical music that energized me could be mainlined in concentrate from heavy metal. The point of no return arrived when I used my dishwashing allowance to purchase Defenders of the Faith by Judas Priest, an album packed with science fiction, fantasy, and horror imagery, paced at an adrenalized frenzy.

Beyond just listening, all those years in choir proved to have a startling side effect: I had the lung power of a lion and could produce ear-shattering screams at will, leading to some delightful years as a garage- (or really, basement-) band singer, and hours and hours spent writing and recording songs with friends who were (and still are) excellent musicians. A special shout out here to my lifelong brothers-in-the-arts Mike Berkeley and John Morris. Our band was called She’s Dead, a phrase lifted from one of the stories in Clive Barker’s Books of Blood.

Now, I’ve been a huge horror fan for decades, but that wasn’t always so. As a child, I wanted nothing to do with horror tales or movies. A third grade reading of Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart” traumatized me for years. 

Yet hanging out with those same musician friends as a teen led to my first horror movies seen in theaters, and the discovery of a lifelong love of over the top, beyond the pale body horror, both humorous and ghastly serious: “Return of the Living Dead,” “Re-Animator,” “Evil Dead,” “Day of the Dead,” “From Beyond,” “Aliens,” “The Fly,” “Hellraiser.”

“Return of the Living Dead,” Dan O’Bannon’s blackly humorous unofficial sequel to “Night of the Living Dead,” deserves special attention. Everyone remembers how those zombies craved brains in their diet. What’s less remembered is that those zombies from 1985 ran fast, and shooting or slicing them did no good. Nothing short of incineration got rid of them. My ghouls, fueled by a magical curse, totally belong to the O’Bannon school.

With all these movies and metal, I’ve surely dated myself as a creature that reached my first creative bloom in the 1980s. I would not have dared to make my heroines classically trained musicians, though, were it not for a surprise return to the world of classical music in mid-2009, when I became the arts columnist for my home city’s newspaper.

In October of that year, I landed a National Endowment for the Arts fellowship that sent me to review world class orchestra performances in New York. I am still no expert on the topic, but I learned enough to describe these performances, and my appreciation for them, with at least a dash of eloquence.

In truth, my duo would not sound much like a metal band if you heard them play. Search the web for videos of harp and pan pipe duets to hear an approximation of their harmonies. The way they fight with musical notes, on the other hand, comes straight from the iconography of heavy metal.

As do undead fiends. (Hello, Eddie from Iron Maiden!)

Both elements have the potential to send the blood racing. I intend The Black Fire Concerto to serve as a double jolt.

A fair question: Is there truly any overlap between the world of classical music and the armies of the dead? I say it depends on the choice of music.

Remember my explorations of my parents’ classical music records? In sixth grade, I drove classmates nuts by constantly humming the “Dies Irae” passage from the fifth movement of Berlioz’ “Symphonie Fantastique.” Entirely unbeknownst to me, that very same year, Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining used a synthesizer version of that same musical segment as its opening theme.

In hindsight, considering the influences which inspired this novel, that sure seems like foreshadowing.


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In recent months I have been consuming so much crossdressing girl in disguise media! It’s become my major comfort trope of the moment.

I grew up on a certain kind of girl power story about how women are just as good as men and can do all the same things. I later came to see how this kind of story undervalues feminine things and domestic labor and to value those things more, but this type of story still holds deep appeal to me. There’s something so satisfying about seeing young women succeed against the odds.

However, before I got into Chinese media several years ago I hadn’t read or watched many stories like this in a long time. I was mostly reading adult SFF where I wasn’t aware of many stories like that. Even as I started to get into Chinese stuff it took a while to get back to this beloved trope, as I started with stories that centered men. These shows aren't all crossdressing girls but they make a thematic cluster.

I slowly started watching dramas featuring extraordinary young women succeeding in traditionally masculine fields like in The Moon Brightens for You orA Girl Like Me and remembering how much I enjoyed this kind of thing

But watching The Long Ballad really reawakened my hunger for this kind of story. The main character in that drama, Li Changge, not only crossdresses and is good at fighting, but she’s exactly the kind of super smart chaos muppet that I love. Plus while Changge falls into the “not like other girls” trope, her best friend Li Leyan is more traditionally feminine and they are the most important people in each others lives. (It’s just a really good show! The character arches for everyone are also excellent!)

At the start of this year I was really craving something comforting to watch, so I watched my first ever Korean drama, Rookie Historian Goo Hae Ryung. This is not actually a crossdressing drama. Instead, our main character is one of the first women allowed to become an official historian, the officers of the court charged with writing down everything that happens as it happens for posterity. It's a show that gave me a lot of thoughts and feelings about history and an institution and practice.

While this show doesn’t have crossdressing, I do want to call attention to the way the male lead is extremely princess coded. He’s a prince who has been locked in a tower his whole life, he leaves out rice for the birds, at one point he wears a flower crown, and he’s always the one swooning or having his wrist grabbed. (He’s also a chaos muppet and I love him so much!)

Another thing that I love about Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung is that it deals with people in constrained circumstances taking what agency they can. That makes it sound kinda grim and it's not really. It's also one of the few stories that I know of that depicts monarchy but doesn't endorse it. Overall I really like how this show talks about political change and personal agency.

After that I watched Sungkyunkwan Scandal, another Korean drama about a woman scholar. This one does feature crossdressing. The main character disguises herself as a man to go to an all male school. It's a lot of fun. The political stuff isn't as good as in Rookie Historian Goo Hae-ryung but there's friendship and shenanigans. I gather it's a bit of a classic of this sub genre. I also especially enjoyed the fic for this one.

Another similar drama that I enjoyed is A Love Story of Oiled Paper Umbrella, about a plucky young woman who wants to be a demon hunter. This one features crossdressing but none of the women who crossdress are in disguise as men– they are just wearing men's clothes. It's actually really fun! The costumes are inspired by the Tang dynasty and we know women in the Tang dynasty crossdressed like this a lot but I don't see it in shows much. I actually really love the whole textile aesthetics of this show! So bright and colorful, with all kinds of mixing and matching!

The show also features an interesting friendship between the female lead and the second female lead. I wish it had gotten more screen time! There's lots of interesting characters and the plot really goes places and I liked it a lot!

I also just finished watching In A Class of Her Own, the Chinese remake of Sungkyunkwan Scandal. It made me think a lot about adaptation choices. I wouldn't have said Sungkyunkwan Scandal was grim or anything but In A Class of Her Own is an even softer version. I didn't love how Sungkyunkwan Scandal handled queerness but it was the only one of these shows that acknowledged that queer people exist. It's kinda strange watching the Chinese version get around some of that. “I'd rather have a life long friend than a wife” just doesn’t have the same impact as “Maybe I'm gay!”

Actually, given how queer the whole theme of crossdressing girls feels to me, all these shows are pretty heterosexual. I would love to see a trans version of this! Changge in The Long Ballad has a lot of gender vibes but mostly these shows don't even get that close. These days SFF has more room for queerness than in my youth but these types of stories are not very popular in the genre at the moment. Meanwhile these stories seem popular in Asian media but so far I haven’t encountered queer versions there either. I know in China queerness is censored, though there are a few f/f novels with crossdressing that I haven’t read yet. Meanwhile I’m just dipping my toes into dramas from outside of China. So I’m still looking for stories that lend more into queer potential of crossdressing girls.
Despite that, this trope still brings me a lot of joy! I love stories about women having agency and living lives outside of narrow gender roles. It's been a lot of fun diving into them. There's so many of these shows and I've barely scratched the surface. I'm looking forward to watching even more of them and maybe reading some novels along these lines as well. Please tell me about your favorites!

Flying Solo, by Linda Holmes

Apr. 23rd, 2025 08:32 am
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Reminiscent of early modern Jennifer Cruisie: A single woman (size 18) (approaching forty) returns to her small Maine hometown to clean out her great-aunt's house, reconnects with her high school boyfriend, and runs afoul of a local antique dealer.

Reminiscent, only not as smooth or as charming as Cruisie's earlier work. The writing is filled with pointless detail, the banter isn't as fun as it should be, and it takes nearly half the book for something interesting to happen. I'm not sorry I read it—because they do put a crew together and there is a heist—but I could have bailed out early on and wouldn't have missed much. Also, while there is romance, this isn't a Romance as the ending is hand-wavy in a way that doesn't fit the genre, but even without the expectation of a happily ever after, I found it annoyingly vague about the logistics of the relationship.

Contains: death of a family member, though not much grief; brief mention of infertility; starts off extremely heterosexual but eventually throws in two queers; non-explicit m/f sex.

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Apr. 23rd, 2025 04:19 pm
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On Saturday, I was at Pets at Home, helping out for Consett Cats again. This time I was manning the tombola, and final total raised was £81. Not as much as the week before, but considering the prizes were the usual, not exciting tombola fare, I was pleased with the total. The shop did warn Kay, the main rescue lady, that we had to be careful about people stopping to talk and blocking the aisle. Not just for our day, but the whole fortnight.

This is a year-long partnership, so we'll be back in the summer and before Christmas for two more fortnights of fundraising -- in between they have collection tins out for Consett Cats near the tills, and raise money that way -- and hopefully they'll rearrange, so the table can go in the foyer and not cause bottlenecks.

We ended up staying much longer than originally planned, but again, I got to stroke lots of cute dogs and talk to lots of people, so I enjoyed the day.

If anyone is interested, Kay was recently interviewed for the BBC news, talking about trapping a feral colony. She really is an amazing woman, running the rescue single-handed with the help of volunteers.

Sunday I spent hanging at Kayleigh's as my brother and nephew were going there to put up a shed. It's not often that us sibs can get together for nearly a full day, even if Chris was working for most of it. It was nice to just hang, though man, it was chilly, and in the end Kayleigh switched on the patio heater.

Monday we were supposed to take Bodhi to a Tinkerbell Easter party at Moo Bears, but it was cancelled as Tinkerbell ended up having to be admitted to hospital. Thankfully, Bodhi still doesn't really have any real concept of time, so didn't realise she was missing out. Plus, she had all her eggs to concentrate on, so was happy enough.

I was a bit annoyed at Moos, who only announced the cancellation in a few sentences within their normal daily FB post. If I hadn't read that, we would have turned up to no party. I think, considering the tickets were pre-paid, they should have messaged people individually.

As there was no party, we rearranged plans and did grocery shopping in the morning, dropped off Bodhi's easter basket, then went to Pauline's as she'd asked us to come for lunch. Stayed there for a couple of hours and then headed for Newcastle to drop off Corey's Easter eggs.

Yesterday was supposed to be a no plan day for me, but first thing I got a message from Kayleigh asking, what are your plans today? Which I always know means, something has come up, can you babysit for me? And yep, I was at Kayleigh's from 10 to nearly four as Bodes wasn't feeling well and Kayleigh and Lucy had tattoo appointments booked in. It was all good though, I got to play tea parties and got some sun in the garden, and had a bit of excitement when first, their youngest cat decided to carry in a giant, fat, furry bumblebee. Then a blackbird decided to stroll in the house to get a drink from the cat's waterbowl. That I didn't mind, the bee situation, trying to work out how to get a cat to drop a bee wasn't a good time.
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Hello Milliways, we've reached Wednesday again.

Today's DE:
Does your pup have any pets? Would they like a pet?
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What I read

Made a rather slow progression through Li, Wondrous Transformations, and finished it, a little underwhelmed somehow. Some useful information, but a fair amount of familiar territory.

As a break, re-read of KJ Charles' Will Darling Adventures, Slippery Creatures (2020), Subtle Blood (2020) and The Sugared Game (2021), as well as the two short pendant pieces, To Trust Man on His Oath (2021) and How Goes the World (2021).

Then - I seem to be hitting a phase of 're-reading series end to end'? - Martha Wells, All Systems Red (2017), Artificial Conditions (2018), Rogue Protocol (2018) and Exit Strategy 2018), and the short piece Home: Habitat, Range, Niche, Territory (2020).

Also read book for review (v good).

Literary Review.

On the go

Martha Wells, Network Effect (2020).

Up next

Predictably, Fugitive Telemetry and System Collapse.

Also at some point, next volume in A Dance to the Music of Time for reading group (At Lady Molly's).

Still waiting for other book for review to turn up, but various things I ordered have turned up, so maybe those.

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CW: quick cuts, a lot of moving text

Spot the mistakes:
  • The painfully mismatched drop shadow and outer glow colors (because I kept changing the colors and forgot to update all the text effects when I settled on one) 😂
  • The layer I forgot to delete...
  • The misheard lyric, once again immortalized in hardsubs (really, I should just copy/paste lyrics next time)

    In other news, I've broken out of the manhwa brainrot and fallen back into my awful habit of serially starting books:

  • The Thursday Murder Club: Ok but slower than expected + I'm not invested in the characters... I've actually gotten far enough that I feel like I'm trapped in a sunk-cost mindset... But I also really need to relearn how to finish books instead of starting a new one whenever I get restless lol.

  • The Ruthless Lady’s Guide to Wizardry: Pretty cute, might continue

  • Imperial Uncle: Enjoying the translation + vibes, might continue

  • Last Night at the Telegraph Club: DNF because YA coming-of-age is not my flavor. I think if I was younger this might have been a more important book to me. And maybe it’s the Filo in me, but if the focus had been more on the beauty pageant I suspect I would not have dropped so soon. 😂
  • WWW Wednesday

    Apr. 23rd, 2025 10:07 am
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    1. What are you currently reading?

    While I was in NYC last week, I asked my mom how much money she'd be okay with me spending on books she'd pay for. She gave me a budget, and I spent it all on volumes of the Solo Leveling novel translation lmao. I wasn't able to get vol 1 but I figure... who cares, I know what happens... and anyway I'm currently about 60% through volume 3. 

    2. What have you recently finished reading?

    Novels:

    • A Gentleman's Gentleman by TJ Alexander (historical, trans man main, mlm, [redacted for spoilers]): I had to get through this quick cause libby loan. I really loved it until I didn't; the last 40 or 50 pages were badly rushed imo. Definitely major pacing issues. It's a pity.
    • Solo Leveling vol. 2 by Chugong: it's nice to get some glimpses of what doesn't get shown in the more visual manhwa and anime formats. Tho I also don't think I'd like it as much without the nuance that the visual versions give to Sung Jinwoo's reactions.

    Graphic Novels/Manga:

    • Acid Town vol. 2 by Kyuugou: (dystopian near-future dark BL) a bit more promising than vol. 1? but still. meh.
    • Hitorijime My Hero vol. 12 by Memko Arii
    • Sakamoto Days vol. 1 by Yuto Suzuki: next up in my "this seems popular I should check it out." It's "hitman retires cause he falls in love, now runs a convenience store." It's pretty funny, similar vibes to Way of the Househusband with more plot.
    • My Beautiful Man vol. 2 by Yuu Nagira: also a bit more promising than vol. 1? but also still. meh.
    • Spy x Family vol. 7 and 8 by Tatsuya Endo
    • Manly Appetites: Minegishi Loves Otsu vol. 1 to 3: modern BL. This was cute but I wish there'd been a bit more "there" there, and I wish it felt a bit less like "hahaha it's funny cause the hot guy loves the fat one." Like. The rep was nice and it wasn't nearly as fatphobic as it could have been but the whole premise was just a bit...yeah. (3 vols is the full series)
    • The Way of the Househusband vol. 3 by Kousuke Oono
    • My Love Mix-Up! vol. 4 by Aruko and Wataru Hinekure
    • What Did You Eat Yesterday? vol. 1 by Fumi Yoshinaga: modern BL. I expected to like this more than I actually did. I'll probably keep reading if only cause my local library has a bajillion vols (but DIDN'T have vol 1 so it's taken me a while to get to it). The cooking parts are utterly skippable.

    3. What will you read next?

    Well acquiring like 7 volumes of Solo Leveling kinda upended my TBR plans, plus a Libby hold of The Nightmare Before Kissmass by Sara Raasch came through, and a book club I'm in is doing A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine, so uh. Some combination of those, I guess. For manga/graphic novels, Witch Hat Aterlier vol. 2 (physical) from the library and Still Sick vol. 2 on Libby, and idk after that.


    WWW Wednesday 2025-04-23

    Apr. 23rd, 2025 03:34 pm
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    What are you currently reading?

    I started Psycop #2, which is a reread so I'm not gonna count it in my total books read.

    So, I read the first chapter of Aurora Australis, since [personal profile] spiralsheep is doing a readalong of it. T. W. Edgeworth David talks about Mount Erebus, the world's southernmost active volcano.

    It's utterly fascinating and I'm gonna be sharing my thoughts in the comments of the readalong ^_^
    What have you recently finished reading?

    Remember when I made noise about starting "Pressure Head" by J. L. Merrow? Yeah, I got distracted... If you stick around, you'll notice that this is a regular occurrence with me :P I can't help it, I see something shiny and I need to run after it!

    This week I read not one but two books of the same series, The Unwanted King by Isabel Murray. It's an indie queer romance (thanks for the rec, [personal profile] tozka!) which is both super cute and quite funny.

    Book #1, "Gary of a Hundred Days", is an adorable story of this unlucky bastard [affectionate] who does not want to be king and runs away after yet another assassination attempt. Thankfully his hot stable boy (man? Hunk?) is there to help him!

    Book #2, "Gary the Once and Former King", talks a bit more about politics and gives us a very cool backstory, while adding more depth to the side characters. Of course, our main guys have super hot sex, which is definitely a plus :D

    I also read another book (yay, 3 day weekend!): Skeleton Crew by Jordan Castillo Price, which is book 14 of the Psycop series. Listen, I love this series, I've been into it for years. A couple of books here and there didn't really hit the spot but this one? It's fantastic :D

    Inserting a cut for spoilers. )

    After this, I got into a Pyscop mood and started rereading the series. Book 1 has plenty of Victor's snark, and his voice is pretty similar to the following books, but I did notice some differences in writing. Also, it was so freaking short, I didn't remember that! Still, a very pleasant re-read :)
    What will you be reading next?

    More Aurora Australis for sure! I do want to read about my gay detective plumber, but we'll see if something else catches my attention :P
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    Title: Eating things on sticks
    Author: Anne Fine
    Language: English
    Type: children's novel
    Genre: humour

    1st release:
    Publisher: L'école des loisirs for the french translation
    Length:

    Young Harry accidentally burned down the family kitchen so when the house is being renovated
    he's sent to spend the weekend with his uncle. Problem: the uncle has a hot date on a remote little island
    where there get stuck for a whole week and the girlfriend is a freakish hippie.
    Also, there's a misunderstanding with his mother on the phone...

    So. Much. Fun!

    La VF s'appelle "Brochettes à gogo". Je n'ai pas aimé tout ce que j'ai lu de cette auteure mais en général c'est une valeur sûre et celui-ci est franchement drôle.

    Wednesday Reading Meme

    Apr. 23rd, 2025 08:13 am
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    What I’ve Just Finished Reading

    Agnes Hewes’ The Codfish Musket, third and last in her trio of boring 1930s Newbery Honor winners. I can only imagine that the committee felt that the “Rah rah MANIFEST DESTINY” message was good for the Youth, because my God these books are dull. How can books be so dull when there are so many deadly conspiracies?

    But maybe it’s because Hewes is actually not great at deadly conspiracies. The best part of this book by far is the non-deadly middle, when our hero Dan Boit goes to Washington and accidentally becomes Thomas Jefferson’s secretary after he finds Jefferson’s lost notebook full of observations about when the first peas come up and the frogs start peeping.

    In modern-day Newbery Honor winners, I finished Chanel Miller’s Magnolia Wu Unfolds It All, a short and charming tale in which Magnolia and her new friend Iris try to return orphaned socks from Magnolia’s parents’ laundry to their owners. In the process, they explore New York City and learn more about the denizens of their neighborhood.

    I also read Susan Fletcher’s Journey of the Pale Bear, about a Norwegian boy accompanying a captured polar bear to England as a present for the king. If this sounds familiar, it’s because Fletcher wrote a related picture book, but that focuses more on the bear’s experiences, while this is more about the boy and the boy-meets-bear of it all. Who among us has not wished for a bear friend!

    What I’m Reading Now

    In Our Mutual Friend, Lizzie Hexam’s father has DIED. This may be a lucky escape for him, as he was about to be arrested on suspicion of murder (at the word of his wicked lying former business partner), but I’m very concerned what will become of poor Lizzie.

    My suspicion that Mr. Rokesmith is in fact the dead John Harmon has only grown stronger as he has insinuated himself in the Boffin household as an unpaid secretary. What is his ultimate goal here? A more suspicious soul than Mr. Boffin might wonder who on earth would offer himself up as a secretary without pay, and consider the possibility of embezzlement, but blessed Mr. Boffin is not concerned a bit.

    What I Plan to Read Next

    Onward in the Newbery books! I am ten books from the end of the historical Newberies, and I intend to finish the project while Interlibrary Loan is still alive.

    Reading Wednesday

    Apr. 23rd, 2025 07:03 am
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     Just finished: One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad. I don't know what else to say about this scathing, perfect little book beyond that I wish I could make everyone in so-called Western civilization sit down in a chair with their eyes forced open, Clockwork Orange-style, until they'd read it. Until they make this atrocity fucking stop. It's one impassioned cry in the midst of genocide but it's a very powerful cry.

    The Dragonfly Gambit, A.D. Sui. I have mixed feelings about this novella, which is a military sci-fi about a pilot, sidelined after a career-ending injury, who plots an elaborate revenge against the empire that blew up her planet. I first encountered the author at the same event where I first encountered Suzan Palumbo, and this could be a paired reading with her book Countess, only I read Countess first and preferred it. Which is not to say that this book isn't good, because it really is, but it's a bit inevitable to compare two anti-colonialist lesbian revenge fantasy space operas that end in tragedy that came out the same year, y'know?

    My main criticism is that it suffers from the same issue that a lot of space opera suffers from, which is that there's a big universe and a limited cast of characters, doing all the things. The genre wants scrappy underdogs with interpersonal drama, but it also wants its protagonists in positions of power, which you can do in longer-form work but is challenging in a first-person novella. The Third Daughter is very hands-on, and it's implied that Mother is as well, but at least the former is ludicrously incompetent for someone running a massive empire. Which is to say that if you've blown up someone's planet, you probably shouldn't promote three young people, all of whom are childhood friends, from that planet into critical military positions. Especially if you're going to fuck at least two of them.

    That said, I like the romance in this one more, if you can call it a romance; it's wonderfully toxic. And the ending is a gutpunch.

    Currently reading: Undrowned: Black Feminist Lessons From Marine Mammals by Alexis Pauline Gumbs. This continues to be excellent. One thing that I think is really cool about it, among the many things that are cool about it, is that she's decided to capitalize the word Black in all instances, not just where it applies to humans. Which has the intended effect of anthropomorphizing the creatures she writes about in a way that identifies them as the racialized Other, and thus part of the struggle for liberation. Look, this is poetry about marine biology, I'm going to basically love everything about it.

    Lost Arc Dreaming by Suyi Davies Okungbowa. I just started this one last night but we have a future Lagos that is mostly underwater, save for five skyscrapers. Which is a cool enough concept that I'll overlook that the book starts with both a dream sequence and the main character dressing for work. I'm into the worldbuilding so far.


    Things

    Apr. 23rd, 2025 08:33 pm
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    Books
    Very little progress.

    Crafts
    Dyed a 36x45cm piece of white 14 count aida cloth purple, for Secret Reasons. And now I know that I can get a reasonable result doing that with a large storage box and hot water, winging the quantity of Rit dye. Shenanigans may result.

    Food
    My parents' Christmas present to me, a new frying pan, just made it to me today. I haven't test-driven it yet, but it looks nice. And like it should heat up easier than the cast iron one my stove can't really handle, much as I love it.

    Weather
    Finally cooling down. Good.

    Other
    One of the Discord servers I'm in had a PowerPoint night. I didn't present, but I contributed a very unserious set of slides for someone else to present sight unseen. This was a heap of fun, and I recommend this form of grownup show and tell to other nerds. I am already working on my next such document.

    In a different Discord, a discussion of linguistics prompted me to make a series of noises which in turn made Dorian give me a very funny look. If you would like to provoke yourself to make a series of noises that will make your cats give you funny looks, here is the chart.

    Daydream

    Apr. 23rd, 2025 08:11 pm
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    What if, when you went to a nonprofit/charity/etc website because you want to donate money to them, you could add ?nomarketing on the end of the link, and it would bring up a barebones version of their donation page that would JUST LET YOU MAKE A SINGLE DONATION.

    It would not sign you up to their newsletter.
    It would not give them permission to contact you.
    It would not ask you to share their link on social media.
    It would not ask you how you found them.
    It would not show you a thank you letter written in the first person by a composite version of one of their clients.
    It would not show you tragic and distressing photographs or descriptions of the horrible things happening to the people you HAVE ALREADY DECIDED TO GIVE MONEY TO HELP.
    There would not be any animated banners or carousels.
    There would be no popups.
    Required fields on the form would only be information they genuinely cannot accept your money without, and they would have checked both the law on what information they actually need and their assumptions about names and titles (e.g. not everyone has a first name, not everyone has a last name, not everyone's name is short, some names have spaces or apostrophes or hyphens, not everyone belongs to one of the four genders Mr, Mrs, Miss, and Dr.)
    It would not give you a menu with three choices: make your one-off donation a monthly amount, make your one-off donation a monthly amount but more money, or (deselected and in a duller colour) "keep your one-off donation" before letting you donate.
    Or after you donate.
    Or both.

    I understand they have a job to do, but do they understand how aversive this experience is? It is the biggest thing about charitable giving that I dread, when I have enough to give. "Hi, I'd like to give you some mon-" "CAN YOU GIVE US MORE? CAN YOU GIVE IT EVERY MONTH? KIDS ARE DYING, VASS, ANIMALS ARE DYING, THE PLANET IS DYING, MOREMOREMOREMORE CAN WE TEXT YOU, CAN WE CALL YOU UP AND TELL YOU ABOUT THE DYING KIDS CAN YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO GIVE US MONEY TOO-"

    If they made it less stressful, I would not have to psych myself up to do this. And by definition this is how they are treating people who already want to help them.

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    Adam & Eve: Summer Lovin’

    Apr. 23rd, 2025 08:00 am
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    Posted by Amanda

    This post is being sponsored by AdamandEve.com and they’ve offered us a coupon code for the Bitchery!

    Here is the most important information:

    AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.

    If you’d like to see some of the toys we’ve featured in previous posts, check out our Adam & Eve tag!

    I’ve titled this post “Summer Lovin'” as a reminder to, if you can, slow down and take some time for yourself (and/or your partner) during the lazy season. Also, yes…I hope the song is stuck in your head.

    This post is extremely NSFW! You have been warned!

    Loveline: The Traveler – $64.99 $32.50 – 50% off with SMART coupon!

    This is a sleek and discreet travel vibrator with ten different vibration modes. It also contains a hidden compartment, if you wanted to fill it with lube or toy cleaner without worrying about the 3oz liquids limit. Very clever!

    A burgundy small vibrator with a rose cold cap.

     

    Eve’s Triple Pleasure Gift Set – $89.99 $45.00 – 50% off with SMART coupon!

    I personally think this is a fantastic deal! Three toys for under $50?! I also find them to be super cute, if aesthetics matter to you in terms of toy choices. The set contains three separate bullet vibrators with different tips for a variety of sensation. I myself am a bullet evangelist and I’m tempted to grab these for myself.

    A trio of bullet vibrators in different pastel colors. There's a pastel green vibrator with rabbit ears, a pastel purple with a rounded tip, and a pastel blue with an angled and textured tip.

     

    Dolce Thumping G-Spot Vibrator – $99.99 $50.00 – 50% off with SMART coupon!

    I’m really digging the design and color palette of this one. This vibe has two distinct sensations. One is vibration and the other is a thumping mode; both have ten different patterns each. Please note that this is only compatible with water-based lubricants.

    A pink vibrator, kind of shaped like a Q. The middle is hollow and rimmed in gold.

     

    Maia Shroomie Mini Wand Massager – $59.99 $30.00 – 50% with SMART Coupon

    For all you readers who love a bit of whimsy, check out this mushroom-inspired vibrator! This one boasts 15 stimulation modes and is rechargeable. I honestly hate messing around with batteries, as inevitably things will die mid-use/ Nothing kills the mood quite like hunting for AAAs in your junk drawer or figuring out which remote to steal them from.

    A small vibrator shaped like a mushroom with a white base and red top.

     

     

    Slay Amaze Me Mini Rabbit Vibrator – $39.99 $20.00 – 50% off with SMART coupon!

    Honestly, I could do a whole post on cute toys that look like other things. (Should I?) This rechargeable vibrator can run up to 90 minutes on a single charge, which is hella impressive. Plus, it’s waterproof and comes with a variety of vibration settings.

     

    A teal vibrator in the shape of a rabbit. The bottom is rounded (like a weeble wooble) and is gold.

     

    Thank you to Adam and Eve for the coupon, and for sponsoring this post!

    Don’t forget – AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.

    I hope you’re able to do something special for yourself this summer! If you have other recommendations from Adam & Eve, please leave them in the comments below.

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